Let's just say it straight out: you're not going to find any Area 51 Love Dolls or Twerking Butts at Matilda's. While we love a fun toy, we prefer quality sex toys for men that look great and, even more importantly, are awesome to use.
We don't disagree that the body is a beautiful thing, and looking at the body of your lover is one of life's great pleasures, but we see no need for every sex toy for men to look like the real deal.
What could be better than a toy that can get you off but looks perfectly innocent on the shelf next to your shaving equipment? There are two main reasons guys use sex toys. One is for pure pleasure; and who can deny the fun of relaxing in a private space with a toy that is designed to maximise your pleasure?
The other is to get to know your own body better, and even to train yourself if you want to last longer or have better control over your ejaculation. Sex toys for men are most commonly either thrusters or strokers. In other words, you would either thrust into them, or stroke them along your penis. Penis sleeves can be used as strokers as well, and serve a dual purpose as you can also wear them during intercourse to, erm... pad yourself out a bit, or create different sensations.
Whatever you're using, a good lube is the key to making the experience really mind-blowing. So find some private space where you can get comfy, and try out some of our top sex toys for guys. Whether you're playing solo or sharing some intimate time with a partner, these are the toys we think you'll find really pop your rocket.
Top Sex Toys for Men
These handy little single-use Tenga Eggs are perfect for travel, and tuck away neatly in a sock drawer. Get them in singles or buy a six-pack. Each egg has a different texture to deliver sensational results.
Tantus SuperSoft Cock Ring
Aneros Progasm Black Ice
In search of the awe-inspiring prostate orgasm? The Aneros Progasm is strong, bodysafe, and perfectly shaped to hit that p-spot every time, with the added bonus of perineum-tickling safety tabs for spine-tingling sensation.
Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
Pjur Superhero Glide
Stimulating Ginko and slight desensitization combine to make you a sexy superhero with this lubricating Pjur Superhero glide. Natural ingredients are gentle on your skin while stimulating blood flow for firmer, longer action.
Pump up for added length, girth and extended action with the Bathmate Hercules penis pump. Pumps can make a huge difference for guys experiencing ED, and are highly recommended if you're struggling with erections due to chronic illness.
Fleshlight Go Surge
You don't need to convince us that Fleshlight is a great brand but with the addition of the Go Surge, they've made it even easier to get your kicks. Smaller, lighter, but with all the delicious sensations of the original Fleshlight range, it's the perfect travel pick.
Velv'or Jnaja Cock Ring
The ergonomically designed Jnaja cock ring should tickle your fancy, with its perineum tab and all-day comfort.
Fitting snugly over the head of the penis, the Cobra 2 by Fun Factory isn't your standard male masturbator. Two quiet but powerful motors massage the head of the penis, giving your most sensitive spots a workover they do thoroughly deserve.
Cheeky Boy Prostate Massager
A cheeky curve and contoured bulges make this vibrating prostate massager ideal for beginners and the more experienced alike. It's not too girthy, and the smooth silicone makes it easy to use.