Join the Superhero Team of Reviewers!

Guys, great sex is HUGELY (so huge, we capitalised it) important to people's happiness & relationship success, so you're really helping your fellow humans out by telling them which products are good for what. 


So tell us (and the world!) what you love & what you don't. Help others choose their products wisely. You can view it as your good deed for the day. 

How to write kick-ass reviews:

Here are some tips for keeping your reviews valuable to the community:

  • Don’t be sweary, or use language that might upset people.
  • Maintain your secret identity! Please do not include phone numbers, addresses, URLs or emails in your review.
  • Don’t be the Green Goblin (i.e. a meany). If you disagree with another reviewer, feel free to say so, but be constructive, not critical.
  • Say NO to spam. We won’t allow advertising, linking or spam content. It’s worse than being sweary, we think. 
  • We like helpful hints too, so feel free to include relevant ones in your review!

Login to Review

You need to log into your account to leave a review. If you are not logged in, please log in first, and then go to the product you would like to review.

Reviews are 100% Private

We’ll protect your identity, so you can safely be the superhero you’ve always wanted to be. You need to log in to leave a review, so that our team can reach out to you if they have any questions or concerns. Nobody else can see your real name, so feel free to use a nickname. As per usual Matilda's procedures, we will keep all your details absolutely private & confidential.


Okay, now for the legal stuff.
By writing a review, you're allowing us to use it (anonymously, of course). That means we could quote it on our website or even in a print advert. When you leave a review, you are granting us (as "") a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual and irrevocable, right to use, reproduce, truncate and/or modify, your review as we deem necessary, on the website and in other marketing materials.


Please note that only real reviews will be approved. Spam, horrible comments, or non-valuable reviews will not be approved. If you have a technical issue or problem with your toy, contact us so we can assist! If you have any questions, please contact us directly so one of our minions can get back to you as fast as possible with a banana (and hopefully also a solution to the problem).


From the bottom of our hearts. Buying an intimate toy can be overwhelming, so reviews can really help purchasing process. Feedback and reviews mean a lot to us and the community. So thank you for giving your time and effort. We appreciate it, so we want to show our appreciation for your support with a sneaky R100 Discount, We can't wait for you to enjoy more sexy goodies from Matilda's!

Simply Copy & Paste the following code to use at check out: