The Tralalo arrives cool to the touch. That's part of what makes it interesting: metal holds temperature in a way silicone simply doesn't, and a few minutes in warm water or a brief spell in the fridge before use adds a whole new dimension to something already quite satisfying on its own.

The zinc alloy body is nickel-free and polished to a smooth finish. It's petite enough to suit beginners and anyone who prefers a subtler, more controlled kind of fullness, while the weight gives it a presence that's immediately noticeable. Insertion is easy, and the base sits flat and secure.

That base also happens to be set with a sparkling stone. It's a nice touch. The jewellery finish is the sort of detail that makes the whole thing feel considered rather than purely functional, and it catches the light in a way that's genuinely pleasing.

The plug is fully IPX8 waterproof, so it moves between bedroom and bathroom without any fuss. Lube is the only thing it needs, and a generous amount at that. The gemstone base means it's just as good to look at from the outside as it feels from within.