Product Review Guidelines
Join the Superhero Team of Reviewers!
Guys, great sex is HUGELY (so huge, we capitalised it) important to people's happiness and relationship success, so you're really helping your fellow humans out by telling them which products are good for what.
So tell us (and the world) what you love and what you don't. Help others choose their products wisely. You can view it as your good deed for the day.
How to write kick-ass reviews:
Here are some tips for keeping your reviews valuable to the community:
- Don’t be sweary, or use language that might upset people.
- Maintain your secret identity! Please do not include phone numbers, addresses, URLs or emails in your review.
- Don’t be the Green Goblin (i.e. a meany). If you disagree with another reviewer, feel free to say so, but be constructive, not critical.
- Say NO to spam. We won’t allow advertising, linking or spam content. It’s worse than being sweary, we think.
- We like helpful hints too, so feel free to include relevant ones in your review!
Login to Review
You need to log into your account to leave a review. If you are not logged in, please log in first, and then go to the product you would like to review.
Reviews are 100% Private
We’ll protect your identity, so you can safely be the superhero you’ve always wanted to be. You need to log in to leave a review, so that our team can reach out to you if they have any questions or concerns. Nobody else can see your real name, so feel free to use a nickname. And obviously, we will keep all your details absolutely private and confidential.
Okay, now for the legal stuff.
By writing a review, you're allowing us to use it (anonymously, of course). That means we could quote it on our website or even in a print advert. When you leave a review, you are granting us (as "Matildas.co.za") a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual and irrevocable, right to use, reproduce, truncate and/or modify, your review as we deem necessary, on the website and in other marketing materials.
Please note that only real reviews will be approved. Spam, horrible comments, or non-valuable reviews will not be approved. If you have a technical issue or problem with your toy, contact us so we can assist! If you have any questions, please contact us directly so one of our minions can get back to you as fast as possible with a banana (and hopefully also a solution to the problem).
From the bottom of our hearts. Your feedback and reviews mean a lot to us and the community. Buying an intimate toy can be overwhelming, so reviews can really help purchasing process. So thank you for giving your time and effort. We appreciate it.