Join the Superhero Team of Reviewers!

Great sex is HUGELY important to people's happiness and relationship success. When you submit your review, you're really helping your fellow humans out by telling them which products are good for what purpose or need.

So tell us (and the world) what you love about it, and what you don't. Help others choose their products wisely. You can view it as your good deed for the day. 

Reviewing products

If you have a technical issue or problem with your product, contact us so we can assist you. It's not useful to review a product if there is a technical issue with it. Let's take care of that for you... If you have any questions, please contact us directly so one of our helpdesk staff can assist as possible.


How to write kick-ass reviews:

Here are some tips for keeping your reviews valuable to the community:

  • Don’t be sweary, or use language that might upset people.
  • Maintain your secret identity! Please do not include phone numbers, addresses, URLs or emails in your review.
  • Don’t be the Green Goblin (i.e. a meany). If you disagree with another reviewer, feel free to be constructive, not critical.
  • We don't permit spam, advertising, linking or spam content.
  • We like useful tips and helpful hints too, so feel free to include relevant ones in your review!

Reviews are 100% Private

We protect your identity and details. They are not listed publicly, so you can go all out, and be the superhero you’ve always wanted to be. To leave a review, you need to be logged in. This is for security, and so we can reach out if we have questions or assitance with any product issues that you've experienced. Feel free to use a nickname. Nobody else can see your real name, so choose a nice nickname and you can share with confidence .We keep all details absolutely private and confidential.

Using our reviews

By writing a review, you allow us to use it (anonymously, of course). That means we could quote it on our website or printed media. You grant Matilda's Lifestyle Pty Ltd (and "") a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual and irrevocable right to use, reproduce, truncate and/or modify, your review as we deem necessary, on the website and in other marketing materials.

Please note that only real reviews will be approved. Spam, unhelpful comments, or non-valuable reviews will not be approved. Our reviews are intended to be helpful to customers, so we value your constructive input.


From the bottom of our hearts. Your feedback and reviews mean a lot to us and the community. Buying an intimate toy can be overwhelming, so reviews can really help purchasing process. So thank you for giving your time and effort. We appreciate it.