“Great food is like great sex: The more you have, the more you want.”
You may think that Valentine’s Day is cheesier than a quattro formaggio pizza with extra parmesan, but put in a little effort and you’ll make your partner happier than a seagull with a french fry. Which is a worthwhile outcome, we think.
And when we say “effort”, we don’t mean buying flowers or fragrance. No. We recommend making your partner a wonderful meal (not pizza) and then indulging in incredible sex. There is no better way to celebrate your love than with food and hanky panky. No one can argue with that.
To help you pull off this incredible feat and to wow the pants off your beloved, we’ve teamed up with Graham Nielson, the head chef at 9th Avenue Bistro, to provide you with some amazing recipes. In theConde Nast House & Garden SA Gourmet Magazine Awards, 9th Avenue Bistro was named as South Africa’s favourite restaurant, so you must know these recipes are going to be pretty special.
Plus, they contain ingredients with aphrodisiacal qualities (helping you with the hanky panky we mentioned earlier.) So, go out shopping, make the food, buy a sex toy from us and have the best night of 2018. Here we go.