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Top Discreet Sex Toys

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Discreet is the Word!

The only time your mother should discover your secret stash of vibrators is if the two of you are on the set of The Graduate and she is playing the part of Mrs Robinson! We are oh so very pleased to let you in on a little secret... never again will you have to leave your delectable partner in limbo while you break through Fort Knox to retrieve your gadgets of glee. We have the most discreet playthings in stock!

These sexy adult toys are proof that functional art exists. Any unsuspecting someone will be none the wiser until you let them know that the Zen wand they’re holding is in fact, a luxury vibrator! No more embarrassing, awkward glances from here on out. Your sex toys will now take pride being at your bedside, ready for action when things getting hot!

Discreet, Designer Sex Toys

Times have indeed changed and vibrators now come in an assortment of shapes and sizes. Many are rather pleasing to the eye, as we said… functional art, the sort that gets your rocks off! Aside from looking good, modern vibrators are now waterproof, rechargeable and some even power up when you plug them straight into your port. Your USB port to be exact!

A Round of Applause Please, for Our Top Ten Incognito Sex Toys!

Layaspot: A secretive clitoral massager.

I Rub My Duckie: Posing as a rubber duckie, this bath time treat will froth up the bubbles in the tub!

Lelo Mia: You’ll have to double check that you’ve got the right USB for your board presentation. This one will definitely bring about a standing O.

Lipstick Vibe: Even the skinniest of clutches will conceal this little beauty. You’ll be looking forward to slipping away from the table and doing a whole lot more than powdering your nose!

Lelo Lily: An unassuming massager which guarantees a happy ending.

Jimmy Jane Little Chroma: Try this one on for size, Jimmy, Jane and you... three is indeed a party!

Onye Fleaur: So beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye and an undeniable tremble to your...

Smartballs: Turns those traffic blues into a fierce determination to get back home and shag your man until teatime!

Vibrating Panties: The perfect gift a man can give a woman. Have them on when meeting the in-laws for the first time – they’re going to remember you for your glowing cheeks and sunny disposition!

The Delight: Delightfully discreet and absolutely divine pleasure!